vote for the iron sheik

-dan

saddest day of my life

some asshole crashed into magic grill and now they might close shop... lets find this fucker
-dan

RODGERSSSSSSSSSS!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

YEAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH BOIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIIII
BRETT WHO?! BRETT WHO?!
john brunacki watch out, im comin for you tomorrow
-dan

wawa lemonade ice tea

so i havent watched much preseason, but from what i have watched, rodgers seems to be fitting in nicely.

i havent watched a lick of the jets sticking to my guns about that one

thursday is the start of it all, and unfortunately it is a game containing the giants. grunt. i will be watching it with dani k and i hope the redskins win!
-dan

get the lynch mob a-ready

its official, brett favre, who probably has pulled one of the most dick moves in green bay history, is a jet. he is no longer a packer (thank you capt. obvious) which in my mind means that he is retired, cause a non-packer brett favre is not a real person. his jets jersey looks terrible too, as most jets jerseys do. at least for his sake he wont be murdered by the green bay fans if he had to play there this year as a buc.
hes an asshole, sure, but i will think of him as retired, and i will always remember him like this:

-dan
post script, i didnt know that the jets were moving to new jersey? i thought they were always here

WHAT THE F*CK

brett favre, why?
i have only to ask one other question
what the fuck is wrong with you? the swamp air get in your lungs and you said to deanna "shit baby, member that team that gave me a home for the past 17 fucking years? well fuck them, im gunna have good ol' Bus publicly announce that green bay hates me and wants me dead! it will be good, cause then i can play more football! (somehow that works, idk its the swamp gas again) i know in march that it was a little early baby, but we hadnt had sex in so long and those viagra pills really did wonders, i just didnt know it was a 2 time occurrence! if u had told me that, i would have never retired! shit, i wouldnt have told ted or mike to go fuck themselves wen they sed, 'you can come back and be starter, well keep it warm for you, but only til like june and then aaron is our man' but now, ill just be like, yo, they never sed that wen nfl.com interviews me, better yet, ill let em know that i was pressured into retiring! i hate the pressure, especially from the d-backs, goddam! oh my, used the name of the lord our god in vein! shit, thats better, anyway, where was i at? oh yeah, so im gunna be like yeah they pressured me, all those phone calls askin about if im comin back, sayin, do what u want, but we love you and you shuld come back, all those calls and sayin do what i want? hell, that is some fucked up shit babydoll! you can tell that they hate me, dont ya? cant ya? well im gunna go throw on nfl network and see what they are sayin bout me"
that was an actual conversation between them, no shittin, no, im shittin
just shut up brett, use your head, and retract the statements, and then STAY RETIRED, i love ya, but goddam, just hang it up, i know we wont see the superbowl for another 20 years, but shit comon, just retire in peace and take brian gumble's place announcing or something
-dan

i am the nigghhhhtttt riderrrrrr

the toecutter, he knows me

MAD MAX
key points about the movie:
released:1979
country of origin: australian
starring: mel gibson
directed by: george miller
if you're on the fence about whether or not to see this movie, there is just one thing you have to ask yourself: what is more manly than car chases, bikes, outlaw gangs, and a piss load of leather?

rob halfords wet dreams have nothing on this movie, plenty of dudes in leather running around like they're cock of the walk
i know one young polish boy who constantly tries to have hand sex with himself whenever this movie is on.
but we stop him... usually... stained my goddam couch

max rockatansky (gibson) is the main fArce patrols top highway man, he kills a man during pursuit known as the night rider (see above) who is part of a large gang of bikers/outlaws. the outlaws gang try to break down max's world by killing 3 of his loved ones. this drives max insane and he goes for revenge...

9.8 out of 10 (for a low budget movie, id say thats a pretty kick ass rating)

best quote:
I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys.
-max

-dan