WHAT THE F*CK

brett favre, why?
i have only to ask one other question
what the fuck is wrong with you? the swamp air get in your lungs and you said to deanna "shit baby, member that team that gave me a home for the past 17 fucking years? well fuck them, im gunna have good ol' Bus publicly announce that green bay hates me and wants me dead! it will be good, cause then i can play more football! (somehow that works, idk its the swamp gas again) i know in march that it was a little early baby, but we hadnt had sex in so long and those viagra pills really did wonders, i just didnt know it was a 2 time occurrence! if u had told me that, i would have never retired! shit, i wouldnt have told ted or mike to go fuck themselves wen they sed, 'you can come back and be starter, well keep it warm for you, but only til like june and then aaron is our man' but now, ill just be like, yo, they never sed that wen nfl.com interviews me, better yet, ill let em know that i was pressured into retiring! i hate the pressure, especially from the d-backs, goddam! oh my, used the name of the lord our god in vein! shit, thats better, anyway, where was i at? oh yeah, so im gunna be like yeah they pressured me, all those phone calls askin about if im comin back, sayin, do what u want, but we love you and you shuld come back, all those calls and sayin do what i want? hell, that is some fucked up shit babydoll! you can tell that they hate me, dont ya? cant ya? well im gunna go throw on nfl network and see what they are sayin bout me"
that was an actual conversation between them, no shittin, no, im shittin
just shut up brett, use your head, and retract the statements, and then STAY RETIRED, i love ya, but goddam, just hang it up, i know we wont see the superbowl for another 20 years, but shit comon, just retire in peace and take brian gumble's place announcing or something
-dan