USA! USA!! USA!!!

13-3! what a good season =) except those 2 loses to those sons of a bitch bears
vikings lost their playoff hopes, happy happy joy joy!
dallas lost =)
the good days are ahead!
-dan

what a week for the dolphins

brett favre you sexy beotch, dan marino eat your heart out, oh wait brett already did that... does that mean hes a vampire? no just a real man, a mans man, like eastwood

congrats to 2 teams, 1 being the miami dolphins, finally got a win, although i was a little disappointed, but i was more disappointed with the ravens performance
and the second is the eagles, you pissed T.O. wayyyyyy the fuck off

the bears lost tonite, which was sweet, although the vikings won, which kinda sucks, but i still hate both teams

sooooooooooo happy the giants lost, im eli manning, im retarded, ::cry:: ::cry:: ::boowhoo::

thank you carolina
-dan
ps rex grossman, when did you get hurt? i hope it was brain damage
pps HAHAHAHA JEREMY SHOCKEY! eat my ass

HUH?! BEER?! how did you know?

oh my goodness!
we have our full defense back, and the winnings continue! KGB, WOODSON, and ROUSE
and of course BRETT FAVRE
aaron rodgers, you moron, getting hurt at practice
al harris=love of the week, after brett favre and will blackmon you can get some lovin too

dallas, fuck you

steelers, stop talking, you guys are dumb as hell for talkin shit, what the hell was the score? who can talk shit to the patriots? bill belichick and tom brady just laughed that shit off after the game, and did you see bradys sweet jacket he was wearing? WTF where can i get one!? it looked like jean-claude van damme from bloodsport in it, holy shit

jets... no surprise there! same with miami, just give up now, and save all your energy for the pats, hire some hitmen, take out some people and BAM! maybe you got a chance!

michael vick is going away for 23 months, its a sad sad day to be a football fan

so happy the bears lost on thursday! =D
-dan

ps rex grossman is still a piece of shit

sportsman of the year

"The Winningest Quarterback of All Time Is the Fourth
Pro Football Player Honored Since the Award's Inception in 1954"

of course this is referring to brett favre
take that tony homo, youll never be him!

really funny that the bears lost to that retard eli manning and the giants
rex grossman=piece of shit

miami has no chance

espn, fuck you
-dan

i dont wanna talk about it

if i dont post in a few days, call in a dustoff

a sad day

normally i would rip into the teams that played this sunday and monday, but im taking a step back and holding off in memory of sean taylor
my heart and sympathies goes out to his family, the team, and all the fans

rip sean taylor 1983-2007

i hope they catch the sick son of a bitch

-dan

put 'er in the old vice

well week 12 is over for me, i dont really care about sundays games, other than wishing some teams would lose, but ill watch them anyway bc, hey its football, and who dont like football? maybe the nazis....

got me a great bday gift, we beat the crap outta the lions
we are 10-1
life is sweet
brett favre, you continue to amaze me, watch your back romo, were comin

i had a thought that maybe bc the way the 2 teams played last week, the jets had a shot at dallas, those thoughts faded fast, what the hell was i thinking? i probably wasnt, due to the fact that it was my bday and i was sick, 2 factors that can fuck anyone up

ATL was an expected lose, i had no hope for them, but was surprised to see they were ahead for part of the game, but then again so were the lions

what did we have in rushing yards the first half? 7? i think that was it, 7 yards, we kept it below 200 that first half and had possession less than 10 minutes, and we were still up by 11 i believe
the stats pointed that we werent doing that good, but the score is what counts not the stats
the dallas game will be a tuff one, but i can see brett raising his hand in victory and his son, tony romo, kissing his feet
-dan

HOW DO YA LIKE ME NOW?!

ESPN, you are saved

2007 Power Rankings: Week 12
	RK (LW)	TEAM	REC	COMMENT
	1 (1)	Patriots	10-0-0	Forget Peyton Manning's single-season TD mark. What about Brett Favre's career record? Tom Brady is on pace to finish this season with 208 career TD passes. Favre is currently at 433. Brady, at age 30, should make a run at whatever number Favre puts up.
	2 (2)	Cowboys	9-1-0	Just three times has an NFC East team gone unbeaten in division play, but the Cowboys are in great shape to achieve No. 4. A home game against the Eagles (Dec. 16) and a road game at Washington (Dec. 30) are all that stands in their way.
	3 (4)	Packers	9-1-0	Only two other teams in the Packers' 87-year history have gotten off to better starts than this year's 9-1 club ... and both times Green Bay won the NFL title. The 2007 version can basically wrap up the NFC North crown with a win Thursday at Detroit.
	4 (3)	Colts	8-2-0	Sunday's 216 yards was the third-lowest output ever produced by a Peyton Manning-led offense in Indy, and the point-a-possession offense (actually, 13 points in 12 possessions) usually spells trouble. Did someone say wild card?

via espn.com

thats how i like it ESPN, take that peyton
::whips it out and pisses on his grave::

ive been banned from the local high schools server, according to my brother,
thats the greatest news ive ever heard, he claims it sez that the blog is obscene and in poor taste.. the network admin must be either a giants fan or a fucking bears fan, figures
but that also means that the blog must have had alot of hits to make such a fuss, so that makes it even sweeter, thanks for reading =)

2 big games tomorrow:
A) my bro will be playing his last game of his high school career
he is co captain of his team who is 4-5, not a bad record considering our football teams have basically sucked the past 10 years
B) the packers take on the detroit lions. the lions are dead last in the league in their running game, taking over our former position. im not gunna say that were gunna win, bc look at the bears game we had not to long ago, fucking bears, but im hoping we do sinceeee........
ITS MY BDAY TOMORROW!

wish me happy bday if you see me or if you dont!
-dan

PWN'D!

wellllll week 11 is almost over, lets take a look back on todays games

green bay, wow just wow, you chewed carolina up and shit them out
brett favre, congratulations, for the first time in your illustrious career, you are 9-1!!!!!!
great great game

id also like to congratulate the jets, you beat the steelers! it was only a matter of time, way to finish what the browns started (wow im congratulating the jets)

speaking of the browns, that field goal was amazing, you realllyyyy pissed off the ravens coach

colts played horrible, dallas didnt do very good at all,
it seems that the only team that did good in that area was, hmmmmm THE GREEN BAY PACKERS!!!

giants played horrible, eli, dont take all your tips from peyton, it is convenient that tom coughlin is your coach bc his facial expression dont change at all, much like your own
in a way its good you won and made the lions fall more behind

the bears, you miserable fucks, you lost too, how delightful, rex grossman, i hope you get released from the team

OMG NEW ENGLAND RAN THE SCORE UP OMG OMG OMG
fuck that, its a professional sport, no room for cry babies

miami, staying strong, but good call rams, 2 game winning streak now

vikings won PISSSSSSSS at least we beat the crap outta them last week

espn, i best see green bay at #3 AT LEAST this week
-dan

slappin tits around

hockey, WHAT THE FUCK HAPPENED?
you were one of the only things cool about canada... aside from terrance and philip
i actually liked hockey, up until the strike, pussies, who the fuck strikes that isnt a plumber or an electrician or a truck driver?
now we cant even go into over time, just a shootout
canada, what happened to you? you were always my favorite northern state, besides alaska
tsk tsk tsk

just got back from philly, i kept my mouth shut in front of the eagles fans, i had my new shoes on and didnt wanna get them stepped on by those sad sad fans
speaking of those shoes, i got really piss'd at them last nite, main reason? they are fucking bears colors, wtf possess'd me to buy them?
another thing, i yelled at my aunt yesterday bc she dressed my little cousins in bears and lions colors, i was like yo dudes, you need some green and yellow right about now
on a side note, my grandparents got my bro a sweeeeeetttt reggie white jersey (rip)

hoping the jets beat the steelers tomorrow (REALLLLLLLL WISHFUL THINKING HAHA)
and that the chiefs beat the crap outta the colts

carolina, your going down
-dan

is that old spice you're wearing?

first, i would like to apologize to my friend kris, i failed to mention yesterday's blog was dedicated to her bc after all it was her bday, happy dos dos anos!

secondly today is my moms birthday and this blog is dedicated to her

down to business..
barry bonds, YOU'RE FUCKED! who do you think you are, bill clinton? only that man could get away with something like that. he lied about a bj, which wouldnt effect anything other than his reputation, and it really didnt.
you, you lied about using steroids, and it seems, your whole career, buttttt im sure using steroids got you plenty of bjs, well played barry

i just finished writing a letter to the man himself, brett favre and would like some feedback:

Dear Mr. Favre:

First off, let me say it’s an honor to even be writing to such a legend. I don’t know how you do things, but I work in an office and am the guy that reads the letters to my boss and writes back to the sender, he never even sees the letters. I am just hope that isn’t the case, I’d hate for my letter to go unread and my words wasted.

Next Thursday, November 22, Thanksgiving, is my birthday. It is also the day that my brother, the Captain of our high school football team, will be playing his last game. Lastly, and most importantly, you will be playing the Detroit Lions at Ford Field. I will not be able to see the first two quarters of the game, due to my brother’s game, but will be keeping tabs on ESPN Mobile.

Since it is Thanksgiving, I would just like to thank you for not retiring and being the starting QB for the Packers for the past 17 seasons. I’ve had to hear that you are washed up and no longer good for the past few years, and I’ve had to battle these accusations. I knew you still had it in you and would be able to shut the naysayers up. Now all I hear is positive things about you, and this year have seen a lot more Packers’ fans emerging from the shadows.

I would finally like to congratulate you on your record breaking season. This is the best Packers team I’ve seen since 1996. I don’t want to jinx anything, so I will stop right there.

Thank you for your time. I would just like to ask one thing for my birthday, and I think you know what it is, BEAT THE LIONS!

Your humble follower,
Dan Rosol
Cheesehead, Packers’ Nation

well? idk if it sounds kinda forced and all over the place, but its my first attempt writing a letter that isnt on a proposed law. get at me on that (note: anyone can comment on this blog, not just other members of blogspot)

the new packers transplants podcast is up (cheeseheadtv.com) and it was marvelous, good job guys

im off to get ready for work, this may not be the last you hear from me today
-dan

the juice! the precious juice!

Greetings from The Humungus!
The Lord Humungus!
The Warrior of the Wasteland!
The Ayatollah of Rock and Rolla!

no work today, well sorta

i woke up to a wonderful piece of mail from my cousin who lives in san fransisco, it was an early bday present containing a sweet surf map of costa rica and the new stars cd, which i havent listen to yet, but will shortly

i also woke up to a lovely surprise on my podcasts as well, a brett favre interview talking about the upcoming game against carolina

its raining out, which really sucks, bc now im gunna be tired all day (big surprise there)
but my day was truly ruined due to a horrible article on espn.com

2007 Power Rankings: Week 11
	RK (LW)	TEAM	REC	COMMENT
	1 (1)	Patriots	9-0-0	The Boston Globe broke down the numbers and determined that WR Randy Moss has been involved in 500 of a possible 583 offensive snaps. That's 84 percent -- or just 16 percent less than Tom Brady's success rate when he asks someone out on a date.
	2 (3)	Cowboys	8-1-0	In the two games since signing his six-year, $67.5 million contract extension, QB Tony Romo is 40-of-53 for 571 yards and seven TDs. He's also knocked off Lou the Devil several times in Guitar Hero III.
	3 (2)	Colts	7-2-0	Is the two-game losing streak really a sign of weakness? In a word ... no. The Colts came closer than anybody else has against the Pats, and they made a remarkable rally from 23 points down in San Diego. They just need to get healthy.
	4 (5)	Packers	8-1-0	Just three teams have posted shutouts through the first 10 weeks of this season. Who would've thought the Packers would have one? (Steelers, Seahawks have the others.) Sunday's 34-0 win was also the Pack's first blanking of the Vikes in 93 meetings.

via espn.com

HOW THE FUCK DO THE COLTS BEAT US IN THE RATINGS?! they had a 2 game losing streak, i mean, one game was against the pats, which ill give them, bc tom brady is a beast, but they lost to the chargers, who green bay beat the piss out of... is anyone seeing this!?
fuck espn
we shuld be #3
who do the colts have this week? the chiefs? i hope they beat the shit out of you and scalp your asses, and then espn, well see whose ass youll be kissing next week! bc big surprise, we beat them too!

pissin me off

work time
-dan

tony romo=good?

i never thought id say this... but by default, i have to like tony romo
the man is part polish and german, like me, and like me, idolizes the man himself, BRETT FAVRE... and also is a huge green bay fan...

WHY HAVE YOU FORSAKEN ME!

so tony romo? i, guess, hes, an, alright.... guy
BAH! took alot to get that out

so today is wednesday, i have english class tonite, gotta bullshit me up an essay fast!
im currently sitting at my job and im bored
i woke up with jason collett stuck in my head, which isnt a bad thing, but i would have rather had sunny day real estate stuck in there instead
speaking of, i got a compliment the other night about that, i was told i dress like i listen to sunny day real estate and the promise ring, which made me happy.. but then again the person, who will remain nameless, also sed i had car salesman hair... i proceeded to try and sell them a 1984 ford tempo, with no engine in it

i watched the weatherman last night for the first time, it was an alright movie, made me laugh a little bit, but i had a headache so i dont think i was paying attention as much as i could have, i give it a 6 of 10, as it stands, right now
the radio show last night went well, we had a discussion about vegetarians and dating, and played alot of sweet music, except for wen we played the academy is
and as i called it, elyse denied my cohostness
-dan

now that im actually awake...

greetings! happy tuesday

well the seahawks and mike holmgren destroyed the 49ers in a 24-0 shutout
now, mike, as a former packers coach, good job! but why the hell did you have to theft green bay of OUR shutout this week?! i shuldnt be mad at you though, its a 49ers problem, they remind me of another team that fucked it up this week, what was their name.. big and tall, no thats not it, beanstalkers, no... OH YEAAAAA!! it was the giants (the look on my face is of pure disgust)
anyway good job on your victory, the packers shuld be proud that you are continuing on well

today, being tuesday, means i was up at the asscrack of dawn for work, hence why my first post was so early, at that point, i had no idea what was going on

ill be on the radio tonite, at a college i do not attend, was kicked out of, and dislike immensely, aka ramapo college of new jersey, but some peoples i know go there, they are alright folks and i enjoy their company, so listen up from 8-10ish: http://ww2.ramapo.edu/studentactivities/wrpr.aspx#
its a mix of indie and ridiculousness with my cohosts robert aka bobby and elyse (although she will deny i am a cohost!)
ill be plugging that every week! so watch out for it

my birfday is in less than 2 weeks, and id like to ask, what are you getting me???
heres a list of things you can get me:
the new sidekick LX, the blue one
an audi s5
brett favre with a bow on his head... actually can we make it the whole team? the bow is NOT an option, it is a MUST
a large flatscreen tv, a lcd or plasma, 42' or larger
some money, thats always good

yeah thats about it, see im not THAT needy! hehe

-dan

p.s. greg, stop slappin your tits around, youll never be the big spoon

new shoes

p i m pppppppp

thanks meg for selling them to me!

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=D5KZWqv-p0Q

-dan

Week 10

first off lemme say, its veterans day, and id like to give a shout out to all you vets that were brave enough to stand up and fight in each of your respective conflicts.

now, down to business.
so week 10 is over and my green bay packers racked up another win, bringing us to 8-1
they shutout the minnesota vikings 34-0, making the first shutout since 2002 oh so much sweeter, brett gave us a few scares, the limping, then the fall, and the head shot, we were all watching and hoping for the best, you pulled through though and showed the vikings that their blood lust for a sidelined favre due to an injury by one of your vikqueens went unanswered, thank science

id like to give a shout out to the chargers, who gave the colts their second lost this year

also a little upset that the cowboys beat the giants, i dont like either team, but i would have liked the giants to win so that green bay could have the second best record in the nfl, after the 9-0 patriots, but of course, eli manning fucked that up

i do sympathize with the manning parents, they had 2 sons calling home crying about how they lost:

"OH BOO WHOOO I LOST TO THE CHARGERS (who green bay beat the crap outta btw)"
-peyton

"OH BOO WHOOO I LOST TO TONY HOMO"
-eli

now eli cant even call peyton and ask him for advice, bc they are both losers and will never live up to the greatest QB in the history of the game, you know who im talking about, but in case you are a vikings fan or bears fan, and by nature, just plain stupid, its BRETT FAVRE, right behind him, on that list, BART STARR

i was very glad the lions lost, but rather upset that the bears were able to wiggle their way out and win their game, however the lions lose puts us a nice 2 games ahead in the division

the jets would get ripped apart by me next, but luckily they have a bye this week

the rams finally won a game making them 1-9, just like the jets, and the dolphins are still unwinning, with an impressive 0-9, well impressive if you like losing

roethlisberger, how could you almost lose to the browns? THE BROWNS?! but i give you that 30 yd td run, well played, benny

we got the panthers next week, and brett favre is gunna show his son, vintage vinny, how things are done

is it too early to say playoffs? i dont think so! watch your back new england, were comin for YOU

tonite the seahawks take on the 49ers, go hawks, i love your coach
-dan

first post =]

well this is my first post, so lets get down to basics

ill be ranting about how much i love the green bay packers, and some other football talk from around the league, music, movies, and other daily bs

so hello and welcome
-dan