Monday, May 19, 2008

i am the nigghhhhtttt riderrrrrr

the toecutter, he knows me
MAD MAX
key points about the movie:
released:1979
country of origin: australian
starring: mel gibson
directed by: george miller
if you're on the fence about whether or not to see this movie, there is just one thing you have to ask yourself: what is more manly than car chases, bikes, outlaw gangs, and a piss load of leather?

rob halfords wet dreams have nothing on this movie, plenty of dudes in leather running around like they're cock of the walk
i know one young polish boy who constantly tries to have hand sex with himself whenever this movie is on.
but we stop him... usually... stained my goddam couch

max rockatansky (gibson) is the main fArce patrols top highway man, he kills a man during pursuit known as the night rider (see above) who is part of a large gang of bikers/outlaws. the outlaws gang try to break down max's world by killing 3 of his loved ones. this drives max insane and he goes for revenge...

9.8 out of 10 (for a low budget movie, id say thats a pretty kick ass rating)

best quote:
I'm scared, Fif. It's that rat circus out there, I'm beginning to enjoy it. Look, any longer out on that road and I'm one of them, a terminal psychotic, except that I've got this bronze badge that says that I'm one of the good guys.
-max

-dan