thank you for all the texts and such saying, "HOW DOES IT FEEL THAT YOUR TEAM WENT DOWN!!" and "PATS SUCK TAKE THAT ASSHOLE" to you people, all i have to say is, you are retarded, my team lost 2 weeks ago, THE PACKERS, i can see how you took a quo from shortbus and thought bc the first two letters, PA, are the same in both teams that they are in fact the same team, well get your notepads out and your safety goggles and safety pencils... THE PACKERS AND THE PATRIOTS are NOT the same team
seeing as we passed that obstacle of higher learning, on to more pressing matters, best stated by my brother, Harry:
"This only adds to the steady decline of the world.
I can only say since around 1900 the world has been in a downward spiral.
Just think about it.
Women can vote.
The elderly can still drive.
And illegal Polish people can still find apartments in Wallington.
Now not only has a "special person" been on a superbowl winning team,
he quarterbacked it. And you guessed it, the very handi-capable Eli Manning was the games MVP.
What else is to come?
The dead are going to rise, God is going to come down in the form of something shitty like a crab, people are gunna say Hitler was an alright guy, hell, Hilary could be our next president if this keeps up.
So thank you Giants, not only did you beat my team, the Packers and the nfl's representation of the city where my heart lays, Boston,
but now you've destroyed my faith in Tom Brady, the Nfl, and Mankind.
(Furthermore) Because of this blasphemy I would like to announce my retirement.
I would like to thank the NFL for 17 great years worth of my Sundays.
This does not mean I am leaving the Packers, I will still be an avid fan, but i will not watch any NFL action they are not participating in.
This seems like an over-reaction, but when Eli "short bus" Manning was named MVP my nuts felt like they had a hammer dropped on them off of a tree house, its happened, I know the feeling.
So thank you NFL, Paul Tagliblue, Roger Goodell, and all the sports casters over the years, excluding Gumble and Chris Collinsworth.
My sundays once meant something, but will now be full of nothing."
(the views expressed above are not necessarily those shared by the author of this blog)
i am going to second this retirement, but extend my curiosities to the seahawks, aka the packers' kid brother (think about it), and the chargers as well, although they will be only to occupy time on sunday afternoons and support will be nowhere near the support for green bay, this also means, next season, i will be ordering the nfl games package, whatever the hell its called, and every packers game will be able to be watched at my home, so all you packers fans, you have a sanctuary in my home on game day
this goes out to all you giants "fans" (with help from Harry):
this goes out to all you giants "fans" (with help from Harry):
"yes you with your fresh NFC champions Shirt,
i have some questions for you.
Where were you week 1? or 2? or 3?
certainly when the giants were down in the 3rd quarter against the packers at the meadowlands, a mass exodus occurred and you went to the parking lot to drown your sorrows in a bottle of fine, frosty, light, low calorie beer
All of you saying 'Yes! Tom Coughlin will be out and well have a chance next year.' and '0-2 could be good, we lose our coach and get a nice early draft pick.'
then 2 weeks ago as that 3rd field goal attempt was begin kicked, all you thought was 'god hes gunna miss another one.' But then when it was good you all said 'I knew he had it in him all along.'
and then there is the 'fans' who didn't give a fuck about football until about 3 weeks ago.
youre the bane of the sports world. 'GIANTS ARE GUNNA WIN!!!' id hear that and think, this person has not spoken a word of football this season, or in fact, ever, what the hell are you basing this assumption on?
now if the giants lost, all would have most likely said 'Oh i dont care i dont even really like football'
im sure ill see you all wearing giants gear saying oh ive been with them since the start.
even though you werent"
2 people get my congrats, dani k and jeremy, i know you were there for the giants from the start
-dan
-dan
