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WEAK 1

definitively the trend, weak as all hell!

first we'll talk about the games i watched, because if i didn't watch it i can't 100% accurately judge the fucks i watched. (as i will everyweek!)

bengals. the fucking bengals! more like the fucking bungles.
you get all this hype and then tom brady buys you one drink, spikes it and then proceeds to rape your asshole. TO and eightfive, you suck. period. and eightfive you suck more because you promised if you got a TD you would shoot a patriots rifle. you didn't deliver that, much like you did shit to deliver the game.
the patriots played a spectacular first half, kinda fell in the 2nd but that first half sealed it.

now on to my game. the packers eagles game.
kolb you fucking suck. there is nothing else i can say on it. i think you threw for 3 yards the entire time you were in the game. that's a disgrace to football as a whole. hell huard for the chiefs was a better fucking quarterback than you. i am so glad the eagles franchise told mcnabb to go fuck himself because you were like the most amazing qb they had ever seen and thought hmmmmmm this guy will definately pwn. i would further like to inquire about what the fuck they were smoking so i can immediately buy some and overdose. vick played an outstanding game. i like vick but he was playing my bread and butter so for the sake of this review, fuck vick.
the pack won yes, did they play good, not so much. they weren't solid, yet it was a good game for them. despite grant being out, their run game exploded! like where the fuck did that come from?? rodgers had a few good passes and i only blame 1 int on him. that connection with jennings for the td was awesome. and my D, way to stop vick on that last play in the 4th!! shit was intense! 1 and 0 baby!!

now on to that disgraceful game between the jets and ravens.... where the FUCK was the offense?????? i could have taken a shit and produced a better pass than either of those 2 fucks made, it wasn't the defense in the least that won this game, it was whose shit offense/special teams could score first. although there was some awesome defensive plays.. flacco got absolutely raped and ray lewis grabbed a knife and committed another murder on rex ryans ass

on lighter notes....
the giants need to play a real fucking team to show they have any skill whatsoever... seriously, a high school team could have beaten the panthers..
indy, you had it coming. the texans are finally showing that they are a contender
brett favre, fuck you.
the lions got robbed, plain and simple. oh and fuck the lions too!

peace bitches